Boring? Puzzling? Annoying? These are all hallmarks of bad tech talks. If your presentations can't keep your audience engaged and concisely communicate your point, why give it? We'll help you give a great tech talk and (hilariously) demonstrate what makes a bad one, and help you avoid the latter! You'll learn: - Why tech talks are like sheep - What is the rule of three and why is it useful - What you can do so you are not a boring speaker - What bit of "usual" speaker advice you are better off ignoring